Piano Player

Little Andy was in kindergarten and one day the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

"My dad's a piano player in a whorehouse!" Andy shouted proudly.

Appalled, the teacher called Andy's parents in for a meeting the next day and explained what Andy had said.

"I'm not really a piano player in a whorehouse," Andy's father replied. "I just told him that. After all, how do you tell a child his father is a lawyer?"

Thanks to John of Arkanssouri for emailing me the joke.