Lawyers are a pain in the rear

The Best Defense brings this story. A Florida attorney was suspended from practicing law for 90 days when "after being appointed guardian ad litem for a mentally retarded woman, he stole her money and took sexual liberties with her."

The defense that his fellow lawyers bought? The bloody a-hole defense. No, he didn't admit to being a bloody a-hole....

He said he had hemorrhoids."

"So?"

"He said that the medication he was taking affected his ability to reason."

(Post was emailed to me by Mr. Hutchison of Arkanssouri blxg.)